ahahahahahaha! 
Ana Ferreira.. Stunner!
STUNNING student Ana Ferreira told last night of the moment she was
groped by Prince William.
The 18-year-old recalled: "I was a little bit drunk myself but felt
something brush my breast.
"I thought it couldnt be the future king but now I've seen the
picture it's no wonder he has a smile on his face! He has big manly
hands and certainly knows what to do with them."
Prince "Hands" William
Ana, studying INTERNATIONAL RELATIONS, went to Elements nightclub
in Bournemouth, Dorset, to party to Latin tunes.
Wills, 24, was downing pints of Stella and shots of sambuca with
Household Cavalry pals on his first night off since starting a tank
commander course at Bovington, Dorset.
Ana said: "Word went round that William was in a section playing
cheesy '80s music so we went to look. He was dancing, looking a bit
wooden I don't think he would be any good at the samba! But there
were a lot of girls hanging around him and he was posing for
pictures."
Strapping 6ft 3in Wills towered over 5ft 4in Ana. She said: "He had
me on one arm and my friend Cecilia on the other.
"I didn't really know what to do so made a silly gesture with my
hand, giving a big peace sign. Now as you can see William clearly
knew what HE was doing with his hand!"
Ana emailed the photo to her family in north-east Brazil. She said:
"My mother thought it was very funny. She is pleased I met Prince
William even though he was a little naughty."
William was snapped on the same night with leggy blonde Lisa Agar,
19. He invited her back to his barracks for a nightcap and she left
at 4.15am when he said he had to go to bed.
Last night a royal source said Wills would have to grovel to
girlfriend Kate Middleton, 25, when they meet this weekend.
Kate ... girlfriend.. Stunned
The source explained: "Kate and William have a mature relationship
but this will be very embarrassing for them both.
"He must have been mad to pose for pictures in the first place, let
alone groping a girl. Can you imagine the fuss if she made a
complaint?"
Wills' brother Harry, 22, was pictured groping TV presenter Natalie
Pinkham in 2003 and was seen with her again on Friday at London
nightclub Boujis.
He appeared to grab at a photographer as he left at 3am, then fell
over and had to be helped into a Range Rover by his security
team.
Natalie, 28, told The Sun the pair were just pals and Harry only
had eyes for girlfriend Chelsy Davy, 21.
But the source added: "Prince Charles was not happy seeing the
pictures of Harry and now he has William groping a girl. It is fair
to say both boys will be in for quite a talking to."
(source: The
Sun)