there was once Satan met Jesus. Satan was like "yo check this
sh1t out I can fly into outer space". Jesus didnt believe him so he
said. "show me"
and Satan was like "tank, load the jump program"
all of a sudden Jesus and Satan were both on the fuking moon, Jesus
was like "holy fuk jesus christ I'm standing on the fuking moon"
and Satan was like "haha how u like this" and proceeded to tell
Jesus "look at the earth, if you want it I can give it to you, all
you have to do is say you love me."
so Jesus said "I live in a mortal body, but I will not be tempted."
and the surprised Satan said" WTF I thought you loved me" and
started to cry.
the next day Jesus went around saying "dude, look at me I was
tempted by Satan and I didnt give in to the temptation! all of you
are n00bs!"
and the people said "WTFOMG you use hax how can u not get tempted
stop cheating."
and JEsus just said "rofl n00bs."
if you dont believe me go read the bible this is mentioned in
it.
