ONE LINE STORY

Restricted to one line per post... let me start the ball rolling

One day when I was eating mee pok at kopitiam a bangla approached me.

He asked if I had change for ten cents.

I searched throughout my wallet, and only found a piece of $100 000 000 hell bank note which was meant to be burnt for my ah gong

might as well use it to pay for my meal

but somehow the bangla snatched it away from me, and left happily

end of story. Twisted Evil

but the bangla came back and requested for more Laughing

but i continue to eat my mee pok.

with additional hums

and in disatisfaction, i tell the seller mai hum mai hum Laughing

And the seller punch u..

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck chuck would chuck wood

Does a tooth brush ? Does a milk shake ? does a mirco phone ? Does a fish bowl? Does a board wake ?

Does the pope shits in the woods ?

and these macham strays off topic…

I punch the seller back ...

punch his didi until it becomes erect for no reason Laughing

when he gets back home, his wife wants to f*** him

but his wife got turned off when she saw it turned blue blacked Laughing

n they live unhappily ever after.

but it turned out to be untrue, the man had to have his dick amputated in order to save his life