Seeing as there's seemingly no problem with inflatables being on
the pitch, Rafa's taken the opportunity to increase the much
maligned squad depth at Liverpool with a few bargain
signin
'With Christmas fast approaching, I'm waiting for the
inevitable tell-all autobiography,' writes Nick Sanders, who wins
bonus points for turning Barry Glendenning into
Smiffy
Never in the history of man has a beachball been referred
to as balloon so many times. I don't know why that makes me angry
but it does.' Calm down, calm down!
'The Sunderland groundsman prepared the pitch expertly for the
next home game,'
'After an intense bidding war with Europe's top clubs,
Manchester City secure the signature of Sunderland
'I am not a number, I am a person. But £20m should do the trick
and get rid of me.' More Rafa-bashing
Hoping no one will notice, tactical genius, man motivator
supreme and undisputed Football Hard Man, Roy Keane, combines
recently discovered loopholes with his trusty steely glare in an
effort to fill the chasms that have appeared in the Tractor Boy's
hapless defence
'Winners of this year's awards: The Ballon d'Or for Best
Footballer, Ballon Rouge for Luckiest Footballer, and Ballon Merde
for Team Most Likely to Stink the Place Out.'
