'I'm king of a sinking ship' – Paul Berry can see disaster
looming
'The golden era was down to two things alone – taches and fros.
Kenny resorts to drastic measures to return the reds to their
former glories' Jason Froggett dreams of a team of large hair
'KENNY is living proof that in sewage, like life, the best will
always rise to the top,' titters John Barry
'The Lord said "Come forth ... "Fourth?" said Kenny, "I settle
for avoiding relegation!" John Barry has us chortling
'King Kenny is not too impressed with the citizens of
never-never-walk-alone land,' chuckles Lorcan Fox
'Oh no, they killed Kenny!' – Al Balmer blames it on
Blackpool
Jason Froggett shakes his head and gives us this nugget: 'Some
sequels just shouldn't happen'
Tim Daly is obviously a South Park fan. 'Liverpool's senior
players are all looking pretty guilty, especially Stevie G who's
been staying up late and listening to Phil Collins now he's got a
couple of weeks off'
'The Liverpool family experience the ecstasy of the Second
Coming,' trumpets Pascal Hervey from on high
'King Kenny takes Roy out of the frying pan and into the
flame-grilled whopper,' sizzles Kazimierz Kapusniak
Kenny Dog-Leash assures senior players he can handle Luis
Suárez should he sign for Liverpool
'You know the song: I can be your hero, baby / I can kiss
away the pain / I will stand by you forever / You can take my
breath away.' Douglas Fenech's splendid effort makes us rather
emotional
'Kenny studied hard to get his tactics right but were they out
of date?' asks Brian Corcoran
'The 80s were a glorious era for Liverpool. Perhaps time
travel is the latest plan to resurrect those golden days,' sniggers
Benji Inwood
Torres leaving the 'sinking ship' – Paul Berry can see
disaster looming
