Please read the
Introduction before proceeding.
Chapter 2: Ah Teck goes
to NTUC FairPrice
My name is Tan Ah Teck and I am an honest man.
Ah Teck always goes to his favourite NTUC FairPrice to buy his
favourite instant-noodles. Although there is one very near his
house (just across the road) but he prefers the one a few blocks
away.
You see the cashiers at Ah Teck favourite NTUC FairPrice are all
very polite. Whenever Ah Teck says Thank you to them most of the
time they will reply Thank you back. So sweet. But of course you
have to thank you them first lah. Ah Teck understands, Ah Teck is
an honest man.
But I think the main reason why Ah Teck likes to go to that NTUC is
because of a pretty cashier working there. He thinks she looks like
Fiona Xie. (Ive seen her before and I totally disagree with Ah
Teck. She doesnt look like Fiona Xie at all! She is tall and slim
where got look like Fiona Xie? Maybe Patricia Mok but definitely
not Fiona Xie! Come to think of it, a protruding part of her body
does looks like Fiona Xie. I am referring to her nose.)
Well it was at his favourite NTUC FairPrice yesterday when Ah Teck
heard that next year GST is going to increase by another 2%.
Frankly Ah Teck doesnt know much about economic growth, welfare
system, gross income or how long someone high up there is going to
stay in power. Heck he doesnt even know all his MPs names since
he doesnt have the chance to vote. All he knows is he will be
paying more for his favourite instant-noodles. Ah Teck is so
clever, he decides to buy more instant-noodles before GST
increases.
My name is Tan Ah Teck and I am an honest man.
