Moral of the story:
Be a dick and not an asshole nor a pussy.Cause girls dig dicks..
both figuratively and literally and they dont know why. But being a
dick is not enough, u gotta be a humourous dick.
However, you can't let people know you are actually a dick. Lest
the girls see through it and know u are actually just a
dick.
Hence refrain from being a dick and putting your dick all over
her, be that humourous dick first.. cause u can dick it anywhere
and however you want later while not appearing to be a dick.