BadzMaro SG f you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
BadzMaro SG Those aren’t credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger, it is actually a list of people that Chuck Norris round house kicked in the face that day.
BadzMaro SG Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. & When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
MohamedF SG Actually, this article was disproven as Chuck Norris don't have blood... He has liquid hot magma....
ChoCoChips SG When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. dunno posted b4 anot
