DjMatrix SG I'M BACK BABY! Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
DjMatrix SG Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
DjMatrix SG Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
DjMatrix SG Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
