DjMatrix SG Whats known as the UFC, or Ultimate Fighting Championship, doesnt use its full name, which happens to be Ultimate Fighting Championship, Non-Chuck-Norris-Division.
DjMatrix SG It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
ChoCoChips SG Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves. still got dbl post anot?
RaTtY8l SG chuck norris could get full marks in the exams by writing “roundhouse kick to the face” as the answer for every question
DjMatrix SG It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.
BadzMaro SG When standing next to Chuck Norris , dont breathe … because nobody breathe’s the same air as him.
DjMatrix SG If you're driving down the road and you think Chuck Norris just cut you off, you better thank your lucky stars it wasn't the other way around.
tomsss SG Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
pervertboi SG Legend has it that Chuck Norris who can roundhouse kick his own dick and yet screw himself at the same time…..
DjMatrix SG A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.
