DjMatrix SG A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.[/b]
Xephone_xenon SG Originally posted by DjMatrix: [b]A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.[/b][/b]
DjMatrix SG Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.
DjMatrix SG When Arnold says the line "I'll be back" in the first Terminator movie it is implied that is he going to ask Chuck Norris for help.
DjMatrix SG In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.
DjMatrix SG Chuck Norris' d!ck is so big, it has it's own d!ck, and that d!ck is still bigger than yours.
MohamedF SG In January 3rd, 2005, the United Nations held a meeting and came to a unanimous decision to buy Chuck Norris a washing machine so as to discourage him from washing his clothes in the ocean after the December 24, 2004 incident.
