King Cantona

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until King Cantona kicked one of the corners off.

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If you ask King Cantona what time it is, he always says, “Two seconds ‘til.” After you ask, “Two seconds ‘til what?” he kungfu kicks you in the face.

King Cantona in action, don't mess with the King!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=TwhXYS993Y0

The quickest way to a man’s heart is with King Cantona’s boots.

King Cantona doesn’t churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

Cantona doesn't dribble, he flys with the ball. Laughing

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King Cantona can cook an egg even before it comes out from the chicken,

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Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because “The Sum of All Fears” is the name of King Cantona’s right foot.

King Cantona can make 2 north side of the magnets attract each other.

King Cantona wins a game of Connect Four in three moves.

King Cantona can shoot a man in the head and kungfu kick him in the face before the bullet hits.

When King Cantona KungFu Kicked collided with Chuck Norris’s RoundHouse Kick, the awesomeness was too much to control and this caused the Big Bang.

King Cantona can kick another person’s balls without even touching it

King Cantona KFK-ed a gigabyte14 into a TB14~

Cantona arrived late for training, Fergie fined the whole team for being early.

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The reason why Mourinho quitted was due to news of King Cantona coming back.

King Cantona doesn’t tackles, he kills!