At a country-club party a young man was introduced to
an attractive girl.
Immediately he began paying her court and flattering
her outrageously.
The girl liked the young man, but she was taken a bit
aback by his fast and ardent pitch. She was amazed when after 30
minutes he seriously proposed marriage.
"Look," she said. "We only met a half hour ago. How can you be so sure? We know nothing
about each other."
"You’re wrong," the young man declared. "For the past 5
years I’ve been working in the bank where your father has his account."
More jokes: Jokelab Magazine Issue 59