Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. "I
know that smart aleck Tex," said the first. "He’s going to start
bragging about that new foreign car he bought as soon as he gets
back."
"Not Tex," the second cowboy replied. "He’ll always be
just a good ol’ boy. When he walks in, I’m sure all he’ll say is
hello."
"I know Tex better than either of you," said the third.
"He’s so smart, he’ll figure out a way to do both. Here he comes
now." Tex swung open the bunkhouse door and shouted, "Audi,
partners!"