Here is my entry for your competition:
The diary of a dying geek
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I was having the worst of days in my life, living on this pathetic
island where the people are simply doing stupid things.
Unfortunately, I was made to do a stupid thing by my girlfriend.
She threatened to break up with me and go with that long haired
bloke with his Harley-Davidson motorbike if I do not do her
bidding. According to her, that guy is cooler than me, always ask
intriguing questions like "What is sex, masterbation for male and
females, womens mensuration period?" and so forth. I could not
oppose her, otherwise she would sleep with him the next night. So,
I have succumbed to her emotional hijacking and decided to do it.
When I was doing it, it was really a pain in the ass. Apparently,
we have to do it in the public, and because of my pathetic geek
side body, I was pushed and pulled around like a punching bag.
Worse, I was beaten up because I tried to learn Kung Fu in the
internet. When I finally did the job, I finally walked to show my
gf that I have gotten it for her, that i prove my undying geek love
for her. She just said,"You are just a pathetic fool, and I have
just slept with that man..." To my horror, it is the knife which
stabbed into my heart.. She took the thing which I asked to get
from her and said that she will never see me again. *sobsob* I
stood in the rain at the same position for hours, until I suffer a
terrible fever of 40 degrees celsius and a bad cough... Now, I am
dying on my deathbed, writing my diary because of pneumonia. I hope
that I will be remembered to be the most romantic geek ever for
queueing up for a stupid Hello Kitty doll...
signed
A Hello Kitty collector's geek boyfriend
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Well, now I can think of what to write for my next installment,
after a warm up here...
