Thus Speak Prodigal
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The Standard drama line : Any characters are fictional in this
account, and if there is any similarities to people associated in
real life, are merely coincidences.
II The Hello Kathies
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While, the god of war Bish, Dokar, Ack, Torrents and the prodigal
now gathered in the unscathed cafe in the city central of
Sgforumsia, a storm is breeding as the cult leader Karhole has
re-appeared with his cable modem and his minions are now preparing
their ammunition for the second war against the other chaos
factions led by Duck, Paizer I and II (the articial androids which
managed to gain intelligence through the use of cosmic rays), Jane
Wang and Stittpid, plue the rest of the other cult leaders...
Another storm was brewing across the streets, and it concerns the
Hello Kathies. I have recently heard of a violent incident
happening in Eropagnis, an island city near Sgforumsia. The evil
capitalist who controlled the fast food chain called Macduckald,
have came up with a set of collectible dolls called Hello Kathies.
The Hello Kathies come in 6 beautiful wedding dresses, and be sold
everyweek when you first pay the money for the value meal it
purports. There are long queues in all the restaurants in
Eropagnis, and because of the dolls, the people ended in violence,
fighting over these useless dolls, as planned by the evil
capitalist.
The prodigal sat down and ask himself, writing an electronic love
email with his laptop in the cafe to his friend Ruona,"
Dear Ruona,
I am sure by the use of the BNN cablenet, you would have heard of
this unfortunate incident in our homeland, Eropagnis about Hello
Kathies. The people in Eropagnis have lived too much in comfort.
The young beautiful gals here are so pampered and wanted their bfs
to buy these little Hello Kathies dolls. To think these dolls can
cause so much violence, that even that new computer game called
Quarter Life is nothing compared to it. The Monarch of Eropagnis
have issued a decree to ban the game which I am happily playing
here as I wander across the oceans. Well, since they can ban the
game, why not the diablur and the other games like Doom : Hunting
Barney and Teletubbies and Star balls episode 1 : Shooting Jajabing
should be banned as well.
I feel sad for the people of Africa plagued by wars of different
tribes heavily in debt, because they are living everyday in
poverty, with the poor kids suffering from starvation. All these
people in Eropagnis can just throw their food they bought in order
to acquire their hello kathies dolls. I have just realized that
people of that country do not even know what starvation is in real
life. Not to mention the beggars I seen in the streets of London,
and other places I have been in Europe. They don't see the bad
things which we see out there in the big world. As the great 007
once said,"the world is not enough to satisfy these Eropagnis and
tomorrow never dies for their greed..."
I suppose that there is nothing wrong with the people wanting to
buy a collectible. I am sure that the capitalist can justify that
there is nothing wrong about making an investment by buying the
hello kathies dolls at $4.50 and sell it at cut-throat prices. But
I am sure that there is something wrong about people having the
sheep mentality that if someone have these toys, I must have it
too... I am sure that there is something wrong about people
throwing food aside where the food could be used to feed those in
starvation. I am sure that there is something wrong that people can
get in a fight over a trivial dolls like football fans fighting
over a match verdict in UK, while the poor people in Chechen are
fighting for their lives, and the people in Aceh fighting for their
freedom. When will the people in Eropagnis ever learn to look at
the big picture of things and stop whining at one corner about
their property, cars, stupid complaints about young gal doing
theoretical physics and their bad life, where people are suffering
out there.
Oh, so much that I want to spend the next hundred lines declaring
my undying love for you. I have decided to censor this mushy part
like the Eropagnis government over films which they think have bad
influence over the children of their country.
your soulmate,
the Prodigal"
The prodigal stopped and sent his email with love and continue to
drink his coffee with his other friends in the cafe, while watching
the sky turning black in the arena, where the sky will rain blood
as promised by the end of the Millenium (if you believe the
millenium starts at 2001 or 2004 or whatever date you want to
believe..)...
[To be continued]
