Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all. They
sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog
fight.
They would have 5 years to breed the best fighting dog in the world
and whichever side's dog won would be entitled to dominate the
world. Osama found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler
female dogs in the world and bred them with the meanest Siberian
wolves. They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy
from the litter, and
removed his siblings, which gave him all the milk. After 5 years,
they came up with the biggest, meanest dog the world had ever seen.
Its cage needed steel bars that were 5 " thick and nobody could get
near it.
When the day came for the dog fight, Bush showed up with a strange
looking animal. It was a 9 foot long Dachshund.
Everyone felt sorry for Bush because there was no way that this dog
could possibly last 10 seconds with the Afghanistani dog.When the
cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out of it's cage, and
slowly waddled over towards Osama's dog. Osama's dog snarled and
leaped out of its cage and charged the American Dachshund---but
when it got close enough to bite, the Dachshund opened
its mouth and consumed Osama's dog in one bite.
There was nothing left of Osama's dog at all.
Osama came up to Bush, shaking his head in disbelief, "We don't
understand how this could have happened. We had our best people
working for 5 years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female
dogs in the world and the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves."
"That's nothing,", said Bush. "We had Michael Jackson's
plastic surgeons working for 5 years to make that alligator look
like a weenie dog."
