Sians Tabloids
Weekly(sometimes have sometimes dont have) Is Your Man Virgin?
Edition
Have you ever wondered if your
man is a virgin? Or that cute looking hunk walking towards you has
ever done the deed before? How about that hairy chested ape staying
opposite you whom you peep with your SAF issued Night Vision 100x
Zoom Binoculars? STW will teach you how to spot a virgin
man!
Steps to Spotting A Virgin
Man
Step 1 
Look at him confidently in the
eyes.
Step 2 If he looks away nervously, get his
attention back onto you.
Step 3 Once you have his attention again, regain
direct eye contact and give a seductive smile.
Step 4 Simultaneously, draw his attention to your
body, preferably the area which you are confident of. Note that
humans are mammals, we have an inate obessesion with breasts, bums
and anywhere leading to those 2 areas.
Step 5 If he starts making a move on you, he
could be a buaya, a ti ko pek or a sex-starved male. If he starts
cold-sweating, or looks away nervously and trying his very best to
hide his southern pole, there could be a high chance that you have
found your submissive virgin male ready for
consumption.
Now that you know how to spot a
virgin male, go try it out on our male Owls before going on an all
out rampage, I'm pretty sure we have plenty of virgins
here!
