Sians Tabloids
Weekly(sometimes have sometimes dont have) Special
Edition
Dedicated to
ChrisYX
Ever looked into the Outing Owls
(The Sians) forum?
Ever felt like joining their many variety of outings?
Aiming a chio bu/yandao/hairy chest from this forum?
Look no further, for STW will teach you in these easy steps as to
join in and blend into any Outing Owls (The Sians) organised
outings!
Steps to Join and Blend into Owl(our)
Outings
[b]Step 1 - Check into our forums frequently.
Step 2 - Interact with the siansters/owls via forum threads.
Step 3 - Make yourself known POSITIVELY.
Step 4 - After you make yourself known, look out for the next
upcoming outings to take part in.
Step 5 - Put your name into the outing name list (if
present).
Step 6 - Make sure YOU GO.
At the outing
Step 1 - Bring a friend if you are introverted, preferably a pretty
girl, a handsome guy or a hairy chest guy who is good looking. If
you are extroverted, you can also bring along plenty of pretty
girls, handsome guys and a couple of hairy chests apes along. If
you wish to go alone, you are always welcome.
Step 2 - Do not be afraid to introduce yourself first.
Step 3 - Do not hesitate to introduce the pretty girl(s), handsome
guy(s) or those hairy chest ape(s).
Step 4 - Smoke.
Step 5 - Include yourself into the group's conversations, so that
you will have an idea how the group is like, what might be
happening next. Ie. Listen and react.
Step 6 - Dont be afraid to make jokes, it can be really cold or
something nobody understand, at least in da future people can refer
to you as, "Oh! That one ah... the jokes cannot understand one
izzit?!"
Step 7 - Smoke.
Step 8 - Always include yourself in the group's activities
(especially non-smoking guys).
Step 9 - Walk with the group, not in front or behind.
Step 10 - Show that you enjoy their company and make sure you mean
it.
Step 11 - Always stay for supper and "aftermath" programs. If not
they call OWLS for what?!
Step 12 - Let everyone know subtly when you are free to join them
for their outings again, or you can always choose the, "EH! When is
the next outing ah?! I very free leh!"
Now that you know what to do, go
ahead! Join the outings, have no fear, 'cos you can always print
this editon of STW and bring along with you for outings.
