Did you know that you can tell from the skin whether a person is
s3xually active or not?
1. S3x is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women
make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes
hair shine and skin smooth.
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering
dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses
the pores and makes your skin glow.
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that
romantic dinner.
4. S3x is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches
and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more
enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special
sneakers!
5. S3x is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases
endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and
leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
6. The more s3x you have, the more you will be offered. The
s3xually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals
called pheromones. These subtle s3x perfumes drive the opposite s3x
crazy!
7. S3x is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE
EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages
saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid
that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
9. S3x actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can
release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the
brain.
10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. S3x is a natural
antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
No Offence, I'm not encouraging or promoting having Casual S3X
