HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers everything you say and do,
FOREVER. !!!
WINDOWS Woman: Everyone knows that she can't do anything right, but
you can't live without her.
EXCEL Woman: They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use
her for only four of your basic needs.
SCREENSAVER Woman: She is good for nothing functional, but at least
she is exciting, colourful, and lots of fun!
INTERNET Woman: Difficult to access and hard to keep running
.!!!
SERVER Woman: Claims to be available to you, but Always busy when
you need her.
MULTIMEDIA Woman: She has a way of making horrible things look very
beautiful.
CD-ROM Woman: She always has you on the move, going faster and
faster.!!!
E-MAIL Woman: Out of Every ten things she says, eight are plain
nonsense.
VIRUS Woman: Also known as "WIFE"; when you are least expecting
her, she shows up, installs herself, and starts gobbling up all
your resources. If you try to uninstall her, you will lose almost
every thing. If you don't try to uninstall her, you will still have
nothing.
WIRELESS Woman: They can make connection without cable !
FIREWIRE Women: They can achieve fast download. Downloading men's
money... 
CLIENT Woman: They make requests all the time. Requesting men all
the time.
INFRARED Woman: They are hot women.
USB Woman: They are capable to make connection with the other
devices !!! Connect with men's bank accounts, phone records, credit
card records
Linux woman: Does what you want her to. Looks and acts just like
expensive counterparts. Doesn't cost you a dime to use. And
finally, only goes down when you want her to!!
OS/390 women - Think they're sexy, but are in fact dinosaurs.
Z-OS women - Slightly younger version of OS/390 women.
Pocket-PC women - Just like Windows women, but smaller and sexier,
but just as useless.
Palm women - You'd definately want one of these rubbing in your
pockets...
SCO women - You don't know who she is, never even seen her, but
she's gonna sue you anyways!
Solaris women - Sweet and sexy, but costs a fortune in
peripherals/hardware to maintain
Norton System Work Women - Pretends not to interfere, but is always
looking at your faults and trying to change things for the
better
