Dear Dear Diary,
Please tell mapp|ezz and aloe that Ji Dan Gao is hard to come by
these days. And the end product might not be in the desired shape
and taste. It takes time to sit down on the toilet seat and push it
way out from THERE. 
And pls diary, tell aloe that I have found a dedicated massager to
lub my back on Sat. Hooray!
Lastly, despite the fact that aloe asked me to dream on... I wished
her all the best in her/him job. At the rate of the economy is
going... one have to Lun and wait till things gets better.
Love
Bassie/Vaseline/Basine/Baseter/AhBase