Dear Diary,
Pls inform aloe that as much as I wanna use the internet searches,
my ma ma dun allow me to use internet cos she's afraid I might get
myself immerse in porn like my pa pa.
Maybe Baseball bat is too harsh... should use my little Terrier Ah
Gou instead then.
Ah Gou, see that aloe there? Go, bite!
Love
Bassie/Vaseline/Basine/Baseter/AhBase/narz's loverboy/ahTee's
Bro