Wrong, only Aturdie and hum7030 needs torpedoes up their arses.
Hum7030 only can give inane replies while Aturdie can only reply
intimately to hum7030, so you two can jolly well go fuck each other
in a sleazy motel.
Fantasizing seems to be the skill of the resident "zwei-siao-Hog" -
in the same manner that it fantasize with itself as being a
pseudo-Bavarian Hog.
Should anyone be surprised with the enchantment with
"torpedoes going up arses" that is so much in keeping with the
character of a "zwei-siao-Hog" ?
What possibly can be wrong with the upbringing of
the "zwei-siao-Hog" - who never fail to get fixated with
its familiar turds and fantasizing about arses and dicks ?
One hundred over days of gestation in the dark must have
been too long for a hog - as it had to end up being developed
into such a "zwei-siao" condition.
One can only shudder at the thought of a worst
"zwei-siao-miscreant" that comes from a full nine
months gestation in the dark.