they quarreled over a bowl of fishbowl noodles. I'm imagining
how the argument went.
Customer: One bowl of fish noodles
Hawker: OK!
(Bowl arrives)
Customer: Why only two fishballs?
Hawker: What were you expecting?
Then customer throws 2 fishballs at hawker, plus an additional
chair moments later. Hawker took out his chopper in self defence
and sliced off the aggressor's thumb.
Customer's wife: Hello yandao, One fishball noodle packet,
please..
Hawker: Oh! ok, i give you more fishball, you look sexy today
(keep staring at her chest)
Customer arrived: Just pack one fishball noodle and shut
up, and stop looking at my wife.
Hawker: Hello, my eyes want to see where my problem ok, why,
your wife good to see meh...more young pretty ladies sitting there
for me to see, see your wife for what, your wife miss universe
ar???
Customer took the plastic chair and....
Final verdict, to prevent such incident from happening, use
fixed stool chair instead of removable plastic chair.
