I believe I’m speaking for
my generation who are post 80s.
I’m a natural-born
Singaporean and I have done nothing to warrant a criminal record. I
belong to the group who are armed with a university degree and will
contribute to the society at large.
These are my rights as a
Singaporeans and I insist that the government (aka PAP) accede to
my demands:
1. I have listened to the
call of government and have studied for 16 years including
university. Because of my NS I’m delayed to go to the workforce.
Hence when I graduate, I demand my
rights that PAP provides sufficient jobs that I can
choose. PAP must enforce the companies that I should not work
overtime. Otherwise my life with my girlfriend will be affected and
I can’t go clubbing and dining at night. PAP must insist that the
citizens have a work-life balance at all times. The foreigners can
take the low -end jobs but at no times they are allowed to take
over our jobs. Even if they can work longer hours for lower pay,
they are not allowed to replace us. WE have the rights to demand
that.
2. HDB must provide flats
at low cost for us. This despite the fact that we will earn more
than 8K soon we should be given the rights to own
a flat. The past generation of people had bought low and sell high
and hence I demand that we should be given the
rights to do so too. I demand to buy new 5 rm
flats at Queenstown at not more than 400K so that I can sell it off
at a profit and upgrade to a condo later. In the meantime HDB
cannot have rental flats built near my area as it will lower my
housing value. HDB better accede to my demands or I’ll ask the
Tampines citizens to vote MBT out. Don’t dismiss the people
power.
3. As a result of COE supply
cut, the prices of car have gone up. This is not
fair to us now and I demand that the supply to be
increased so I can buy cars cheaply. ERP must be removed so I can
take the expressway to work. I belong to the educated generation
and I have my rights to demand that.
4. If my girlfriend and I
get married and decide to have children, PAP must provide more cash
relief and benefits for us as Singapore is an expensive place to
live in. We have our own personal activities that I’m not willing
to give up. Hence PAP must provide childcare cheaply, free medical
and hospitalization etc. Otherwise we will not have children and it
will be PAP’s fault. PAP is not allowed to entice
foreigners to make up the numbers. PAP must give us citizens more
so we can be persuaded to have children.
5. Once I retire, PAP must
provide for the elderly as we have contributed so much to the
society. I demand free medical and hospitalization, free transport
rides and discounted rates for food and pleasures.
I’m a Singaporean and these
are my deserved rights. If PAP does not do what we
say, we will vote them out and make them see how powerful we
are.
Put this in any forum and it will fail big time but how about
trying your luck in the sex forum? I am sure you would kena screw
teruk teruk over there if that makes you feel shiok you
mole!