hahaha. simple. simple.
preliminary meeting with client = 1 unit every 2 hours
subsequent discussions, meetings or hanky panky (for female clients
only) with client = 2 units every hour
legal representation = 2 unit every hour
winning the case = 10 units
losing the case = 9 units
in case there is any misunderstanding, 1 unit here stands for 1
cartons of marlboro menthol light. 
so...dear xav, when should we meet up? 