Top ten rejection lines given by women (and what they actually
meant)
10. I think of you as a brother.
(you have the sex appeal of a franciscan monk)
9. There is a slight difference in our ages.
(you are positively jurassic)
8. I' m not attracted to you in that way.
(the bulge in your trousers is just not big enough)
7. My life is too complicated right now.
(I'm screwing several better-looking guys already)
6. I need some freedom to find my own space.
(I want the freedom to find someone else to fill my space)
5. I don't date men where I work
(I never date TWO men in the same office, because I'd get
caught)
4. It's not you, it's me.
(it's not me, it's you)
3. I'm concentrating on my career.
(boring and unfulfilling as my job is, it is better than dating
you)
2. I've decided to be celibate.
(I'm already screwing someone else)
and the number 1 rejection line given by women
(and what it actually means)
1. Let's be friends.
(I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail
about all the other men I meet and have sex with)
