Q. Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and
tinsel?
A. It's for the Christmas period.
Q. How is a pussy like a grapefruit?
A. The best ones squirt when you eat them.
Q. A brunette, a blonde and a redhead are all in fifth grade. Who
has the biggest tits?
A. The blonde, because she's 18.
Q. How do you tell if a chick's too fat to fuck?
A. When you pull her pants down and her ass is still in them.
Q. How can you tell she's a macho women?
A. She rolls her own tampons.
Q. Why did god give men penises?
A. So they'd always have at least one way to shut a woman up!
Q. Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's
patients?
A. They hid their own eggs!
Q. What's the hottest thing in the world?
A. Two rats fucking in a wool sock.
Q. What do your parents' car and testicles have in common?
A. Hit either one of them and you're grounded.
Q. What do you get when you cross a brassiere with Texas?
A. Playtex.
Q. What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?
A. Beef strokin' off.
Q. What's female Viagra?
A. Jewellery
Q. Why doesn't Smokey the bear have any kids?
A. Because every time his wife gets hot, he covers her with dirt
and beats her with a shovel.
Q. What's the difference between the San Diego Padres and a
Prostitute?
A. Nothing, they both suck!
Q. Did you hear about the new Exorcist Movie?
A. They got the Devil to come in to take the Priest out of the
child.
Q. How many animals can you get into a pair of tights?
A. 10 little piggies, 2 calves, 1 beaver, 1 ass, 1 pussy, thousands
of hares and a dead fish no one can ever find.
