This is in response to SeaWhale's earlier posting about why men
fail in bed.
What can I say, I'm an equal opportunity kind of guy. So, here are
my reasons why women fail in bed -
1. not enough moaning and groaning (I don't mind if it's fake, as
long as it sounds real)
2. not giving enough head (and a bit of a** rimming)
3. not willing to partake in threesomes with her best friend/sexy
office colleague
4. getting randy and asking for sex just when the big game you've
been waiting all week for is about to start.
5. expecting the guy to hold her and whisper sweet nothings in her
ear after the big climax (pls, after all that thrusting and humping
there's nothing like a good long deep sleep with some loud
snoring)
Sure I can think up of others but these came readily to
mind.....
