I told my good fren that i wanted a discman for my 15th
birthday, and on the day itself, he gave me a present that looked
like the size of a box that might have contained a discman. I
opened it, and after obituary section of the newspaper, i finally
saw the box. It was a box for discman, but inside of it were a
condom, rocks, and a toothbrush. I was a little devastated and my
fren told me that he had no money to buy a Discman, so that was wad
he came up with. A while later, he gave a Discman (a Real one).