I have a video of PM Lee sitting down at a dining table, eating
mee siam with hum. He was overheard saying "delicious!" and "all
your hums are belong to me." Halfway through his meal, he was
joined by SM Goh, and after flipping through the menu, he ordered a
mee rebus with hum and orange juice. While waiting for his
meal to arrive, MM Lee came. MM Lee ordered a mee soto with hum and
green tea. Surprisingly, both the food they ordered came at the
same time. They ate a few mouthfuls, and President Nathan
came. He said "mee goreng with hum, and a glass of water."
While President was waiting for his food, MM Lee looked at his food
and said, with tears dwelling in his eyes, "all my life, my entire
life, I have worked so hard for these hums." President Nathan's
food came, and he looked quite happy. SM Goh looked at all of the
food, took a deep breath, and said, "I have the biggest hums." PM
and MM Lee glared at him, while President Nathan tucked into
his meal happily. When President Nathan was halfway eating his
food, he stood up, still with food in his mouth, and started
singing "thats the way a ha a ha I like it a ha a ha, thats the way
a ha a ha I like it a ha a ha..." He was singing and dancing, and
PM Lee told him to "stop it" while MM Lee told him to "shut up."
President Nathan showed a black face but they didnt bother, because
his face was always black.
I cannot show the video because it would destory Singapore as
all PAP supporters would rush to eat hums, leaving opposition
supporters with no hums to eat. My char kway teow would have zero
hums too.