I think most you shld have read this before but just post for
fun as i find it quite true ...
wahahahaha
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On the very first day, God created the cow. He said to the cow,
"Today I
have created you! As a cow, you must go to the field with the
farmer all
day long. You will work all day under the sun! I will give you a
life span
of 50 years."
The cow objected, "What? This kind of a tough life you want me to
live for
50 years? Let me have 20 years, and the other 30 years I'll give
back to
you." So God agreed.
On the second day, God created the dog. God said to the dog, "All
you are
supposed to do all day is to sit by the door of your house. And if
any
people come by, you will have to bark at them! I'll give a life
span of 20
years."
The dog objected,! "What? All day long to sit by the door? No way!
I give
you back my other 10 years of life!" So God agreed.
On the third day, God created the monkey. He said to the monkey,
"Monkeys
have to entertain people. You've got to make them laugh and do
monkey
tricks. I'll give you a 20 year life span."
The monkey objected. "What? Make them laugh? Do monkey faces and
tricks? Ten
years will do, and the other 10 years I'll give back to you." So
God agreed.
On the fourth day, God created man and said to him, "Your job is to
sleep,
eat, and play. You will enjoy your life very much. All you need to
do is to
enjoy and do nothing. For this kind of life, I'll give you a 20
year life
span."
The man objected. "What? Such a good life! Eat, play, sleep, do
nothing?
Enjoy the best and you expect me to live for only 20 years? No way,
man!....
Why don't we make a deal? ! Since the cow gave you back 30 years,
and the
dog gave you back 10 years and the monkey gave you back 10 years, I
will
take them from you! That makes my life span 70 years, right?" So
God agreed.
AND THAT'S WHY... In our first 20 years, we eat, sleep, play, enjoy
the best
and do nothing much. For the next 30 years, we work all day long,
suffer and
get to support the family. For the next 10 years, we entertain
our
grandchildren by making monkey faces and doing monkey tricks. And
for the
last 10 years, we stay at home, sit by the front door and bark at
people.