This one from the Chit Chat thread nicer:

from afar, mas looks a little bit like johhny depp. i think if ever
roystan tan wants to make this into a movie, he can test screen
johhny. johnny likes complex roles, so this should fit him to a
tee.
roystan can call his movie, "957, 328 7448"*
*stands for "WKS, EAT SHIT"