I shave my
legs
I sit down to
pee.
And I can
justify
any shopping
spree.
Don't go to a
barber,
but a beauty
salon.
I can get a
massage
without a
hard-on.
I can balance the
checkbook;
I can pump my own
gas.
Can talk to my
friends,
about the size of my
ass.
My beauty's a
masterpiece,
and yes, it takes
long.
At least I can
admit,
to others when I'm
wrong.
I don't drive in
circles,
at any cost.
And I don't have a
problem,
admitting I'm
lost.
I never
forget,
an important
date.
You just gotta deal with
it,
I'm usually
late.
I don't watch
movies,
with lots of
gore.
Don't need instant
replay,
to remember the
score.
I won't lose my
hair,
I don't get jock
itch.
And just cause I'm
assertive,
Don't call me a
bitch.
Don't say to your
friends,
Oh yeah, I can get
her.
In your dreams, my
dear,
I can do
better!
Flowers are
okay,
But jewelry's
best.
Look at me you
idiot...
Not at my
chest!
I don't have a
problem,
With Expressing my
feelings.
I know when you're
lying,
You look at the
ceiling.
DON'T call me a GIRL
,
a BABE or a CHICK
.
I am a WOMAN.
Get it you
DICK!?!
