at a
conference, a beautiful girl was approach by an old man. he says
that his wife is critically ill, so he is lonely, and he loves her
very much and want to marry her. the girl tried to refused, but the
old man was very insistent. so she say she will marry him if he can
accomplish three things.
"first, buy
me a 30k diamond ring." the old man says no problem and bought
one.
"next,
abolish ERP in singapore" the old man again say no problem, and
after a few phone calls, got it done. the girl didn't really
want to marry the guy, so she asked the most impossible thing she
can think of.
"last, i will
only marry a man with the dick 8 inches long."
at this, the
old man hesistated a while.. than finally he says "ok, i cut i
cut..."