at a conference, a beautiful girl
was approach by an old man. he says that his wife is critically
ill, so he is lonely, and he loves her very much and want to marry
her. the girl tried to refused, but the old man was very insistent.
so she say she will marry him if he can accomplish three
things.
"first, buy me a 30k diamond
ring." the old man says no problem and bought one.
"next, abolish ERP in singapore"
the old man again say no problem, and after a few phone calls, got
it done. the girl didn't really want to marry the guy, so she
asked the most impossible thing she can think of.
"last, i will only marry a man
with the dick 8 inches long."
at this, the old man hesistated a
while.. than finally he says "ok, i cut i cut..."
I like your joke,now i know why Taiwan ministers like to say our
PAP ministers got no LP(no cock).