ERP galore at KPE is for motorist safety!

last SG · 2008-08-29T23:17:06+00:00

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Rock^Star SG

Then if you have a safe journey home, you can be home on time for dinner.

Following dinner, you can spend quality time with your spouse and proceed to procreate.

Voila, ERP helps Singaporeans to have more babies.

Wow how creative! Lol.

Let's all hail the greatest invention of the 21st century....E......R......P......!!!!!

Planning of our roads is highly compromised once u get this ERP thing. Got congestion ah? ERP lor. No need to replan our roads.

Vendettus SG

Then if you have a safe journey home, you can be home on time for dinner.

Following dinner, you can spend quality time with your spouse and proceed to procreate.

Voila, ERP helps Singaporeans to have more babies.

...right.

The increased number of babies would, in turn, lessen the number of foreign talents needed, therefore allowing more jobs for our own homegrown Singaporeans.

With jobs, the standard of living of the people would increase.

And where does all the collected money go...? I see another post about Ho Ching being very powerful...

sinicker SG

haiyoh... sometimes when read the news... dono if i'm reading news or some just-for-laughs column...

will4 SG

bro & sis....it is all about $ ....

right now they said lower road tax n higher/more ERP charges........

but I am sure down the road, ERP will increase, increase and increase.....

Just the GST rate....sigh...

I agreed on ur statement.

whiskers SG

Then if you have a safe journey home, you can be home on time for dinner.

Following dinner, you can spend quality time with your spouse and proceed to procreate.

Voila, ERP helps Singaporeans to have more babies.

Procreate more citizens ---> more cars---> more tunnels---> more safety, more ERPs--->more babies....

WOOHOO win win for the gaverment.... well done... heres a pat on the pack for ur ingenuity.

Poh Ah Pak SG

They are truely very wise, our PAP regime.

I think their plan is to make Singapore such a fucked up place to live that people will be forced to stay at home and procreate.

It's all thanks to PAP regime and their far sighted policies.

bizzkit0102 SG

Actually for some of us it is not that we have no $ to pay ERP. Its just that we pay already not shiok! Personally, I feel that paying the ERP is no different from tossing money into a rubbish bin.

Ajen SG

KPE = Keep Paying Extra

sbst275 SG

ERP is never a good thing to control traffic, COE was still e best

as for tunnel safety.. if there's an accident which leads to a fire, I see how are your going to be able to escape alive tat's why in some countries, e speed limit is even placed at 40 - 50kph

jojobeach SG

The idea of having so many ERP.. is very simple.

They want you to walk.

Zero emission.. zero pollution.. energy efficient.. and good for your health so, medishield less payout.

The expressways are for the rich.

So please.. don't conjest the roads with your lau pok car... very eyesore for the image of Singapore.

mancha SG

ERP is never a good thing to control traffic, COE was still e best

as for tunnel safety.. if there's an accident which leads to a fire, I see how are your going to be able to escape alive tat's why in some countries, e speed limit is even placed at 40 - 50kph

Many people here still can't understand, a vehicle burning in a tunnel is a critical hazard. Those near the burning vehicle cannot back up, because of the buildup behind as more drivers curse and want to force their way into the tunnel. Blocking the the emergency services.

angel7030 SG

The idea of having so many ERP.. is very simple.

They want you to walk.

Zero emission.. zero pollution.. energy efficient.. and good for your health so, medishield less payout.

The expressways are for the rich.

So please.. don't conjest the roads with your lau pok car... very eyesore for the image of Singapore.

What is lau pok Car?? never heard before leh, nissan or toyota one leh.??

Oh yeah, quite true, next month they are going to conduct a walkaton cum running inside the tunnel lor. Free for all to join.

Aiya, Just pay the ERP only, they give you ECP, AYE, PIE, KJE, SLE, CTE, KPE, etc etc.., so dun grumble too much. Payment COE already C hor ye liao

jojobeach SG

Mancha,

Go watch the documentary on youtube " Seconds from Disaster : Tunnel Inferno". 5 parts.

You will realize that those expensive ERP are no solution to avoiding tunnel disaster.

jojobeach SG

What is lau pok Car?? never heard before leh, nissan or toyota one leh.??

Oh yeah, quite true, next month they are going to conduct a walkaton cum running inside the tunnel lor. Free for all to join.

Aiya, Just pay the ERP only, they give you ECP, AYE, PIE, KJE, SLE, CTE, KPE, etc etc.., so dun grumble too much. Payment COE already C hor ye liao

Lau pok car.. are those cheapy cars commoners drive lor.

Toyota.. Ford... Nissan... Honda.... Hyundai...

The non-lau pok car.. are the Lexus... mercedes.. BmW... Ferrari ... Porcshe... Maserati ... etc...

Running inside the tunnels ? They issue oxygen tanks for all the participants anot.

angel7030 SG

Lau pok car.. are those cheapy cars commoners drive lor.

Toyota.. Ford... Nissan... Honda.... Hyundai...

The non-lau pok car.. are the Lexus... mercedes.. BmW... Ferrari ... Porcshe... Maserati ... etc...

Running inside the tunnels ? They issue oxygen tanks for all the participants anot.

Huh, then my one lau pok car liao. I will be damn.

I think very soon, the rich will be their home and castle underground, and leave the poors and olds suffering on the land.

A total disparity of the rich and poor.

jojobeach SG

Huh, then my one lau pok car liao. I will be damn.

I think very soon, the rich will be their home and castle underground, and leave the poors and olds suffering on the land.

A total disparity of the rich and poor.

If the poor are not poor.. then the rich will not be rich anymore. Then everybardie is become middle class lor..... cannot mah.

You want to be rich or not ?

angel7030 SG

If the poor are not poor.. then the rich will not be rich anymore. Then everybardie is become middle class lor..... cannot mah.

You want to be rich or not ?

Of cos lah, i want to be rich!!!!. The more we get richer, the happier we will be..but how?? Join the PAP, as my Dad said, if you cannot win them, join them. Be the elite and suck on the poor, but first of all, i got to get some poor stupid peoples to sarport.

jojobeach SG

Yes. I agree with your father. He is a very smart man, I want to marry him.

Tomorrow.. you must go order some ERP gantries and put up at all your lau peh's shop. Then the tiko rich shall become tiko poor.. then you will be bery bery rich.

mancha SG

Mancha,

Go watch the documentary on youtube " Seconds from Disaster : Tunnel Inferno". 5 parts.

You will realize that those expensive ERP are no solution to avoiding tunnel disaster.

There are absolutely no solutions to avoiding any kinds disaster. The gantries can serve as an already in place warning signage, after a disaster occurs.

angel7030 SG

Yes. I agree with your father. He is a very smart man, I want to marry him.

Tomorrow.. you must go order some ERP gantries and put up at all your lau peh's shop. Then the tiko rich shall become tiko poor.. then you will be bery bery rich.

My Dad got gf liao, also another PRC from Beijing. Damn I so wish u be my step mom, what a waste, I hate that woman.

hmm...gantries, ok, but first those tiko people hv to wear a cash card on their head.

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