Got this from a chain mail that's been circulating aroud
.....
I think it's too funny not to be passed around .... so here goes
... 
Dear Prime Minister,
We citizens of singapore urge you to PLEASE MIND YOUR OWN
BUSINESS.
We DO NOT NEED your help. Every time, you mention HELP, we have to
run for
cover!!!
Help the poor? Raise GST!
Help traffic flow? Up ERP!
Help passenger service? Up Bus fare/MRT fare!
Help us get taxi? Raise taxi fare!
Help us retire ? Put our CPF into annuities!
Help us get good government? Raise Minister and Civil servant
salary!
Everytime YOU WANT TO HELP, we all PAY FOR IT!!!
THANK YOU THANK YOU...TOLONG LAH, please, we will HELP OURSELVES,
no need
your help liao.
We DARE NOT ask for help any more!!!
Sir, most honoured sir, I urge you NOT TO HELP Singapore INVEST
also!
Everytime your wife invest, we all lose money! Kao liao, kum
siah!
Just let us have a dose of bad governance, like recently the Mat
Selamat
case, like dat....so far, it is ok, your incompetence, we
ACCEPT!
PLEASE DO NOT help us have better security! Wait we all kena PAY
FOR IT!!
I believe ALL SINGAPOREANS PREFER NOT TO HAVE CRUTCH
MENTALITY!
I think it is ok lah, please just take your salary and enjoy life
ok?
Thank you thank you,
I am very chin chai one, any how any how, no need to help
.......