Criteria of Future Poodles:
- Straight As student
- Never taken public transport before
- Never taken hawker food before
- Better to be a lawyer so that they can sue any one that dare
to oppose them and also to need to know the law to change it to
their advantage
- Willing to sacrifice 6 figure salary for 7 figure salary
- Must hate peasants that ask for free lunch
- Creative enough to provide answer that offers nothing in
solving an geniune problem. (Ask the present Labour Poodle for
that)
- Worship the talents from the most densely populated
countries
- Read the memoirs of the old man and memorise it
- Must love to eat potato (i love potatoes though)
confirm no ministerial post in my future 
