A poem for my friends in Dating Advice. 
Her latest
flame
My sister drags her boyfriends home to meet us
Subjects them all to family scrutiny
They disappear for hours up in her bedroom
Then disappear forever after tea
Where loves concerned, Ella is like a Mountie
Fierce and direct, she always gets her boy
Dad says that shes a shameless little hussy,
Dumping each suitor like a broken toy
Ella cant see what we all find so funny
Boys are like fish to her, theres plenty more
Love is a game to girls like Ella
Perhaps its because shes only four
Lindsay Macrae