What's in a girl's head

last SG · 2006-02-21T22:30:43+00:00

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Impulze SG

Material adapted from unrevealed source.
Edited & re-commissioned into a five-part series for local consumption by yours truly Embarassed
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Presenting:

What Goes On in a Woman's Head
Dated 20th Feb 2k6

I remember just couple of days ago. I'm in front of the tele praying that Man Utd go for an equalizer. She's in front of the TV looking at me. Has something along the lines of "DUDE! WTF? M-O-V-E away from the pitch!!! [email protected]@@~~~111ELEVENTYONE~~~ " ever crossed your mind? No? How about these:

60mins. (No, not that old programme) In. Front. of. the. fricking. mirror.
No roses for vday = miser = you don't love me anymore.
Have I gained weight recently? (-100 points no matter your answer.)
That girl very chio hor? (-200)

Welcome to my world.

K, i'm not here to discuss how to get an edge over her in this interstellar battle of wills, nor am I here to teach how to write a fricking cease fire treaty. No, I'm here as a forensic scientist, to dissect the corpses of sour quarrels in the past so that you might gain an insight into mind of the female homosapien.. and hopefully by writing this God will let Man Utd win next time. Wink

Alrighty, first off I'd like to make a declaration. It is IMPOSSIBLE to decipher the female human mind. Okay gg. My job is done. To the next thread... Wink

...Or not. No, it is really impossible. We can't do it, not with logical analysis. Nope, we can't cos the female mind's structured differently. I know at this point you guys would go "yea i know the drill, i saw that on AA on or on TV some months ago". Sure you've heard of how the MRI scans reveal how the female brain's left & right cortexes have more links than the male's hence the emotions are... bla bla bla. Yep I know the theory too. (if you don't you probably still havent achieved the required level to read this article yet. Go to the fields and kill some lvl 2 goblins, gain some exp and come back again)

The fact is that, yes, their minds are wired for more emotional processing than us. I'm not gonna go into genetic history or anything. I'm not even gonna explain in laymen's terms why. I'm just gonna tell you what's in their head and give you some tips about how to deal with it.

Some homework first:

Women follow emotions. Period.

You do NOT think that their minds work analytically like ours do. It's a completely different process. They do not go "Okay, he's dressed decently, he's driving a red porsche and he looks like he's a nice guy. Right, I've DECIDED I'm gonna be attracted to him."

Rolling Eyes

It's not like that. She acts fully on emotions not thought. Your girlfriend isn't attracted to you cos she's runned a basic financial & charm diagnostic on you. (If she did, let me know. I'd call some white coats and we'd run a few gential tests Wink ) She just is. Attracted. Her actions and words stem from emotions, as we've undoubtedly seen on blogs and friendster: "ADRIAN IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE Embarassed " or the typical "I really shouldn't be blogging right now, I should be studying..." Rolling Eyes Why not try "i rEallY lyK tHaT w0rXxXxXxXxX!! "

Heh, think i've (over)soundly made my point across. Twisted Evil

Right then, I'd tell you a secret: Emotions stem from actions and words too. Catch that? She doesn't act on hard facts or circumstantial evidence. We do. It doesn't make any sense but it's like that. I know I might be over-generalizing here but I'm using the typical singaporean lady for my argumental model. You can't refute scientific or statistical claims on this one.

So how does this information correlate or reconcile with the statement "Emotions stem from actions and words"? Simple, picture this:
"You create emotions. By words & actions. She acts accordingly."

For players they know this drill that some things they do will make girls naturally feel like being kissed an felt up then even being fu.cked. She'll never see it coming LOGICALLY. But when teh 1337 Master Jedis did it, the girls loved it and was comfortable enough not to stop them.

Care to know more? Cool
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PS: I end up having to rewrite the article. I'm still in the midst of reading myself. This author must've failed english in school and can't type properly. Dangit. Though it's quite a bit of effort into this article I'm quite convinced that there may some real gems buried deeper in his argument. Please give some feedback to justify my effort into this one

Impulze SG

Okay guys I'd be using this post to respond to any feedback. Wink
Regards

Impulze SG

Think i discontinue this ba MC. Other thread 1 day can exceed by so many posts. Makes me wonder if the forum really deserves material at all Rolling Eyes

alexkusu SG

you know the reason why? your thoughts are erratic, you are not eloquent, and your post are a pain to read. people couldnt be bothered to read it.

Impulze SG

You know what? I never intended for the likes of you to read this thread. These are not my arguments. I simply take and format materials from other sources to present to this forum. As I've suggested to MC, we can carve a niche for this forum by promoting learning and sharing of a higher order with regards to girls and dating. I'm not presenting this for self-proclaimed, self-felt gurus who have been swooping down from their retreats to save and counsel people who arrive here with emotional fractures. I don't intend to share this with people who already think they know it all by theory, who've not been trying anything on the pick-up field other than watching girls and getting numbers. And definitely I have not the slightest intention of sharing this with pompous jack-asses who come to critisize works just to build up their misery ego.

I'm sorry MC, but this might not really be the best of place to promote conducive group learning, sharing etc. The idea of promoting a utopian forum, a haven for those who wanna teach and learn in a sea of egostic, critisizing people might only be a dream. I haven't heard many insightful opinions after browsing so many threads in this forum. Most are common-sensical or consolidatory. The people that used to post material are no longer around, and a dozen of people acting g.ay in bar are displaying the same attitude here. Alex, go back to bar. You don't even have the slightest inclination of what "your thoughts are erratic" mean. As for ettiquette. I believe I supercede you by far, given how you've replied.

In a place where no one ventures out of their comfort zone to share and teach, I wonder where knowlegable advice would come from.

alexkusu SG

Originally posted by Impulze:
You know what? I never intended for the likes of you to read this thread. These are [b]not my arguments. I simply take and format materials from other sources to present to this forum. As I've suggested to MC, we can carve a niche for this forum by promoting learning and sharing of a higher order with regards to girls and dating. I'm not presenting this for self-proclaimed, self-felt gurus who have been swooping down from their retreats to save and counsel people who arrive here with emotional fractures. I don't intend to share this with people who already think they know it all by theory, who've not been trying anything on the pick-up field other than watching girls and getting numbers. And definitely I have not the slightest intention of sharing this with pompous jack-asses who come to critisize works just to build up their misery ego.

I'm sorry MC, but this might not really be the best of place to promote conducive group learning, sharing etc. The idea of promoting a utopian forum, a haven for those who wanna teach and learn in a sea of egostic, critisizing people might only be a dream. I haven't heard many insightful opinions after browsing so many threads in this forum. Most are common-sensical or consolidatory. The people that used to post material are no longer around, and a dozen of people acting g.ay in bar are displaying the same attitude here. Alex, go back to bar. You don't even have the slightest inclination of what "your thoughts are erratic" mean. As for ettiquette. I believe I supercede you by far, given how you've replied.

In a place where no one ventures out of their comfort zone to share and teach, I wonder where knowlegable advice would come from.[/b]

I did not criticize what you have posted but the way it is presented. What is the use of you posting all this info if the main message does not get through to the audience. What purpose would that serve? One may have found the cure for cancer but its as good as useless if one cannot transfer the knowledge across. Take a look at Mc posting style. His posts gets the message across dosent he? Another thing,in terms of etiquette, who was it that started calling people names and giving them labels such as gay people in the bar?

And it seems you cant handle a little criticism. How would you fare if people started questioning the info you posted? How is that called teaching may I ask? And how do you define yourself as knowledgeable if the info you posted has been mainly cut and paste? I could go on and on but I will stop here instead.

That is what I call etiquette Wink

M©+square SG

There are afew reasons why the other forums recieve so many replies.

Let me give you some tips :

Your popularity (Your profile in SgForums means alot to those interact with you)
Your materials/content
Your Friends - Forum Khakis or friends
The outings you've been

These are the few elements which makes difference between a vibrant forum and quite forum.

Let me cite some examples.

Some forumers are popular
Like Rainee, Starblue, The Emperor, alexkusu >>> In this forum :::Starblue's Heaven

Both Rainee and Starblue are drawing factor because they are both ladies and if you observe their threads. Most of Rainee and Starblue's thread will hit 70+ post and onwards.

Some forums discussion content are very appropriate to daily life OR they have specific topic genre.
Specific genre kind of topic. ~*~Eternal Hope~*~ and ~ Buddhism: Wisdom Bliss ~

All Moderators were quite low profile but their forum thrives, because people are always interested to discuss about these topic.

Content based

Speaker's Corner
Original Babe Forum
Both forums fair well in their daily replies and viewership.

IT Support and Tech Corner
All about PC and Laptop help and the radar for any latest PC news.
The Sgforums HWZ. The mods are low profile in Outings but rather active in forums in general.

CARS
Singapore Arm Forces

Your Friends - Forum Khakis or friends

Many forums are run by khakis and friends based.

:::The Far Left
:::~ Nature ~
:::kA0! PeH! kA0! BU!
:::Club 30

Club 30 started not long, but it is very strong.
It almost is a Chit Chat forum already.
They produce quality discussion, and the replies and the read there are more matured.
It attracts a certain 'class' or crowd of people who are interested in more solid and matured discussion.

All the forums mentioned in this Category have rather healthy outing counts. Public or private.

Outings based

PTT Pte Ltd - Mods:: Razz roTaiTai, FireIce, Churra, audlenelee

They used to be very high profile forumers and considered OLDbies.
Now this forums is more of outing based.

Outing Owls (The Sians) -KarenT, kopiosatu, Estee, cwill

Used to be very strong forum. Held weekly/forthnightly Sentosa beach outing for almost 6months straight?
Now more or less the oldbies will gather in private and enjoy themselves.

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The forums mainly rely on these few elements.
But remember each forums have it's lifespan, when pillars are gone. The forums productivity runs low.

The rest of the reason. I let FireIce tell you hor. Mr. Green

Cheers!

Impulze SG

It is simple really Alex. I don't spam names from other forums cos I'm not the moderator or admin to this forum. What you call teaching is destructive critique. I promote constructive feedback. Yours aren't welcome.

MC: I'm waiting for FI to post here lol, but she seldom shows up nowadays Wink

M©+square SG

She's in everyday.

Yes i have to say this thread you have post is much better compared to the other one.
Very local and practical.
Wink

nice going oh!

Guess i've got to do some promoting again. Mr. Green

alexkusu SG

/pops in

finger itchy..but mc here Twisted Evil

/pops out

Impulze SG

MC just wonder where you'd put DA. Specific or content based? I'd struggle for both here Smile Think that with some effort we can shine ba, even if i have to write the columns all by myself Wink

Thanks for the encouragement nonethless MC Smile I'd eat my pride and return all offensive statements. Just promote learning Wink

alexkusu SG

Good attitude! U will do fine Wink

Impulze SG

this hasn't been the easiest of topics to author, honestly. Try reading the original document:

http://www.pickupguide.com/guysgals.htm

M©+square SG

Wink Don't kachiao kachiao hor...

Me now studying 'He's just not into you' syndrome and consolidating info. Mr. Green

Eh you want to do writeup here boh. I'm thinking of CuriousOrange to do it here too.

Cheers

alexkusu SG

eh! u finally reading that book ah!!

good good..at least i didnt spam for nothing in AA last time Mr. Green

browniebaobao SG

i also read that book at the library that day leh. Laughing

alexkusu SG

bbb the book good or not?

i bought a few as gifts for female friends but didnt read it myself. They say that book is dangerous in the hands of male. Maybe shud get my own copy

browniebaobao SG

i read for a while.. browse thru almost every scenario..

i duno whether it's the same book.. but i think the authors are females or 1 male 1 female.. it's like an aunt agony book, ple wrote in to seek advice, then the author will reply and well, it's kind of like a ladies' book, telling us that 'he's just not into you' no matter what excuses me/he can find for him etc.

so i concluded "alright, he's just not into me." and I chucked the book back onto the shelf.

I borrowed another 2 books tho.

by George Weinberg, Ph. D
by Coralyn Hizola

M©+square SG

Didn't read la....

But i know what is it all about. Mr. Green
Got more powerful materials.

cheers

alexkusu SG

powerful materials? come, share leh..share.. i wan know how to cheat gals better eh..come come...pm me if shy Twisted Evil