Ten ways to flirt with women

last SG · 2006-02-24T02:42:50+00:00

Oh my goodness, I'm flirting around and I don't even know it. I guess I need to stop, hopefully they can treat it as my nature for being verbally playful....

Impulze SG

Quoted from unrevealed source Wink

Ten ways to flirt with women
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TEN

Perfect your delivery
In order to become the kind of guy who can crack women up with your teasing and sarcastic remarks, you have to perfect your delivery. I'm talking about honing elements like eye contact, tone of voice and timing. They're all important.
Go get some classic comedies on DVD and pay attention to how the actors deliver the lines that make you laugh. Watch them over and over again, and then practice your delivery skills with the women in your life. If women are cracking up and playfully punching you, you're doing it right. If they're not laughing at all, you have some improvements to make, or you need to choose women who are more fun and more secure in themselves to spend your time with.

Impulze SG

NINE

Joke about a point system
Whenever a woman does something you can bust her on, tell her, "You just lost a point," as if you're keeping track of the points she's making or losing with you. The idea here is to suggest that if she loses enough points, you may not want to see her again. So if she's a bit late for a date, tell her she just lost a point. If she likes country and you like classic rock, she just lost a point. If she likes broccoli and you hate it, she just lost a point. Get it?

Impulze SG

Hmmm response so poor? Then i discontinue the topic le, since it doesn't interest anyone Shocked

RaTtY81 SG

im reading Embarassed

M©+square SG

Since it's for infomation sake, might as well finish it? Wink

Impulze SG

Haha no ma, tryin the column idea see if any market to pick up first Wink DA since vday strangely quiet Shocked so thought i'd do stir something up. Didnt expect so ghost-towny tho... Sad
Thx ratty for your support. Laughing

Impulze SG

EIGHT

Jokingly express your doubts
This is a variation on the "you just lost a point" theme. Whenever she does something that suggests she could be a loser, a nerd or otherwise unworthy of your attention, tell her, "I don't think this is going to work out." Let's say you're about to meet up with a woman you originally encountered online. You two have never met in person before. You call her on her cell, asking where she is. While you're on the phone with her you see her walking up, but she doesn't see you yet. You can tease her with "Oh, are you the one walking by the Ferris wheel with the black jacket? Yeah... uh... I don't think this is going to work out. I think I left the oven on back at home or something." Of course this works best with really attractive women, as they are sure to get the joke.

Impulze SG

SEVEN

Use sarcasm
When a woman says something totally obvious, you can reply with "Really? Wow. That must be the most fascinating thing I've heard all week." Say this with a sly smile, eye contact and a sarcastic tone of voice, and she'll get the fact that you're saying it "tongue in cheek."

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K let's see how the response is now, then another installation. Might be starting another thread "Flirting sexually" just so you guys at DA have more referencing material Wink

Spugnardi SG

Interesting… u skipped eight… and I use 6 and 10 all the time, not 7 or 9 though

Impulze SG

Holy crap, i can’t count. I just realized it! Edited the numbering lol

Impulze SG

Well, there's really a short of decent enthu replies lol...
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#6 on the chart

Disqualify her by age
Let's say you ask a woman how old she is, and she says she's 23. Act disappointed. When she asks you what's wrong, tell her you don't date anyone over 17. Or if she's 35, tell her you don't date anyone under 47. The idea here is to convey the notion that if she's young, she's not young enough, and if she's older, she's not old enough. What makes this interesting and different is that it's the opposite of what most women would expect you to say.

Impulze SG

MAMBO NO.5

Guess her weight
Tell her you can guess her weight. Then do something silly that's completely not related to her weight, like take one of her fingers and examine it really closely. Then get an overly serious look on your face and say, "You must weigh about... (pause for dramatic effect)... 345." Caution: Use this only with women who are very fit. You don't want to hurt any feelings.

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Right folks, that's all for tonight then Wink The next 4 are gonna be singular posts to build the suspense Wink Now, *plz pls PLEASE* share some insights on what you think, else it's pretty pointless for me to keep posting Wink

Regards

M©+square SG

no worries....your topic title doesn't appeal.

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Impulze SG

Lol, i'm not really one for overselling in the first place. I found these material by looking thru boring-looking articles, not following 125 neon light-signs to them Wink Many good stuff come in the most mundane-looking packaging, and for one i wanna be known for providing quality stuff, not a loudmouth advertiser Wink hehehe

Impulze SG

As we build to the finale, singular posts... Wink

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The FOUR Fantastic

Be playfully mean
Say something that could be mean, but in a playful way. For example, if she says she doesn't like Tic Tacs because they don't work, you tell her, "Of course they don't work for you. I mean, I don't know exactly how to say this, but, you know you have a big, huge problem with bad breath, right? I mean, you know that, right?". Deliver with just a hint of a smile, and she'll get the joke.

Impulze SG

Refreshed after a dota game Wink
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The musketeers THREE

Slap her hand
Next time she says anything that could be interpreted as "bad" or even "naughty," ask her to give you her hand, take it, slowly turn it upside down, and gently slap the back of it. If you haven't made physical contact already, this is a playful and easy way to start.

Impulze SG

My personal fav after the scoreboard system...
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DUE

Give stupid answers to stupid questions
If a woman asks you a lame question such as, "Do you date a lot?", reply with something c0cky like, "Who me? No, never. I usually stay at home, locked in my room playing Nintendo, can't you tell?".

donchoo SG

lol.. copy from askmen.com

elindra SG

Hmmm I think if a guy acted like the above, I would think he is some smart-mouth instead of someone witty Laughing

Impulze SG

donchoo: it's on askmen.com too? Didnt realize that lol! Shocked I took it from another site but thanks. Got extra material to see from now Wink

elindra: I dont think so. Nobody's asking to rip the whole thing off as an unedited template. Think of it more of referrencing material that you can sprout new adaptations and to consider new viewpoints from. If one needs to copy this thing wholesale it speaks a lot about his spontaniety as a guy companion really. Anyway, posting it here is simply to help guys kickstart when they're really pulling their hair out and hav no inkling of how to communicate with females from a radical, humourous approach. Being able to take it easy with girls and not being intimidated into being too serious or nervous certainly earns brownie points with girls. I'm not advocating the above as a bread-and-butter routine for guys, but merely to consider a different angle-of-approach. These are ideas from Western societies, and while they do not fit into local context snugly they do however offer a refreshing tackle on girls Wink Worth a second read if you ask me, else i won't b recommending it here.

*edit* i like your siggy el Wink