What Every Man Should Know About Feminist Issues
Nice Guys
by Rod Van Mechelen
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The women's war zone is in the work place. Its psycho-social
borders are the sexual expectations honed by Mother's Rules of
doing what's best for oneself and fending off rivals. Her rules
include: "It's just as easy to fall in love with a rich man as with
a poor man."
-- Tara Roth Madden, Women Vs. Women
Confessions of a (recovering) Gynaholic
Until women stop separating sex from intimacy, men need to provide
a "tough love" solution
Hello, my name is Rod, and I'm a gynaholic. Well, a recovering
gynaholic, actually. More about that, later. But first, a few tart
confessions.
For most of my life, I have craved female attention. Yes, it's
true. A real addict, I would do just about anything to feed my
habit. Grovel and beg. Whine and howl, if I thought it would help.
I was truly pathetic.
The hoops I jumped through. Listened for hours to women whine about
the jerks they were sleeping with. What a nice guy I was. A typical
gynaholic.
Then one day a female friend told me that the so-called "nice guys"
who complain because they can't "get laid," need to stop blaming
women for their own inadequacies. "Just go out and get some," she
said, euphemistically, "that's what they need to do."
Ironic, isn't it, how when men who truly desire a committed
relationship complain because so many women would rather sleep with
domineering jerks, it sounds like it's just about sex? There's a
simple reason for that: the thing that happens in a committed
relationship that doesn't happen in a friendship, is sex. Sex is
the essential difference between the kinds of relationships women
say they want, and their relationships with "just friend" nice
guys. That's why, when men complain about not being able to get a
committed relationship, it comes out as, "I can't get laid."
That's also why we get so obsessive about it. Why so many of us
turn into quivering gynaholics. But is it really all our fault?
Aren't women at least partly to blame.
Yes, they are. In countless surveys, women say they want committed
relationships with "nice guys." Yet, when Friday night rolls
around, many of those same women party with the bad boys.
Tormenting us like this feeds our addiction. It's a power-thing.
They get off on it.
I've commented on this many times when discussing men's issues, and
the common response from women is, "Well, why would you want to
have sex with women like that, anyway? Why don't you hang out with
a better crowd?" I'm never sure how to answer this, because the
women who say this are usually the same women who do this!
It's not like my buddies and I hang out at bars chasing after
"easy" women. We don't go around hitting on floozies. Personally,
in fact, most of the women I have known were fellow students, or
co-workers. And where ever I've gone -- from Princeton to the
University of Washington to the high-tech Software campuses in
Redmond, Washington -- the vast majority of women, in my
experience, all behave the same in this respect: They reserve the
nice guys for just friends, sleep with the "bad boys," then expect
us gynaholics to listen sympathetically when they need someone to
cry to about this month's jerk-who-just-dumped-me.
It's not the rejection we mind so much, but the hypocrisy.
Does this mean women should just admit they really aren't
interested in sex with nice guys? Sure, if they really mean it and
are willing to live with the consequences: Millions of men throwing
away their copies of The Sensitive Male and memorizing Dr. Jama
Clark's What the Hell do Women REALLY Want?.
So, ladies, it's time to belly up to the bar and place your order.
Do you want men who will be both your friend and your lover? Or do
you want a stud who treats you like dirt?
State your preference, but just remember two things. First, none of
this "woman's prerogative" crap. Adults aren't wishy washy, and
"it's a woman's prerogative to change her mind" is nothing but an
excuse to be wishy washy. Second, actions speak louder than words.
And so far, what we've been hearing most women say is, "bad boys
make me feel so good."
As for my fellow gynaholics (you know who you are), it's time for
us to take responsibility for the part we play in this. We may be
able to hold women responsible for their foibles, but that doesn't
let us off the hook. We get some of the blame, too.
Nice guys who let "just friends" use them for emotional support
without getting an intimate relationship in return are enabling
women to remain addicted to sex with jerks.
At an early age, many women become physically addicted to sex with
"bad boys." The thrill of copulation with dangerous men is like the
adrenaline rush associated with sky diving or bungee jumping. But
relationships with "bad boys" tend to be one-dimensional, leaving
unfulfilled their need for real sharing, caring communication, and
emotional intimacy.
That's why they seek out your company. To compensate.
The problem is, you're not doing these women any favors. By
listening and providing encouragement, you only enable them to
separate sex from intimacy and remain caught in the spell of their
sexual addiction.
This means that if you really care, you need to get tough. If you
really want to do them a favor, you need to provide a tough love
solution.
The next time one of your female friends wants to cry on your
shoulder, tell you all about how she's being victimized by her
current cowboy, get tough. Tell her that her problem is, she has
separated sex from intimacy, and that until she learns to connect
the two, there's nothing you can do.
The only problem with this is that, in the current anti-male
climate, this is likely to be mistaken as a sexual come-on, which
will make you vulnerable to charges of sexual harassment. To
protect yourself, tell her that while you really care for her as a
friend, you cannot associate with her until she overcomes her
harmful addiction. Then ask her to leave you alone.
This may seem harsh, but sometimes a tough love solution is the
only way you can really help. If you care for her, it may be the
best thing you can do. And it will be good for you, too.
As a (recovering) gynaholic, I have done this, and it's liberating.
No, I'm not getting laid. On the other hand, it has freed me from
the anxiety that comes from watching Star Trek alone. And that's
saying something.
Where have all the nice guys gone?
A common lament among women is that, "All the good men are either
married or gay." But that depends on how you define a "good
man."
If success, virility or excitement are the primary characteristics
of a "good" man, then they're right. Since the average guy makes
the average amount of money and sports the average amount of
muscle, and since excitement is, by definition, abnormal, then
there are probably very few "good" men at all. But if we go by Dr.
Judy Kuriansky's definition, then women are wading through a stream
of diamonds in search of gold:
"Nice Guy" Defined -- How To Love A Nice Guy, Dr. Judy Kuriansky, p
145
Treats me well.
Makes me feel good about myself.
Cares about my happiness and well-being.
Is thoughtful and generous.
Is willing to commit to the right relationship.
Is honest and trustworthy.
Is willing to cooperate, compromise and communicate.
Is able to express and receive affection.
Respects my independence -- and my vulnerability.
Supports rather than competes.
Men personifying the above characteristics exist, and in
significant numbers. But they may be too responsible to be any fun,
and as we all know, "Girls just want to have fun, oh girls just
want to have fun." Thus, in the real world, the world untouched and
forever untouchable by something so ephemeral as a wish, nice men
exist. But most women live in a different reality, and in that
reality such men do not exist. So, nice guys are forever condemned
to an evanescent existence, passing through the lives of women like
whispers in the night.
In this harsh duplicity, most men have two choices: to violate
their integrity, warp their souls and become spendthrift
beer-swilling shallow creatures with an all consuming passion for
sex, money, belching and Monday Night Football, and thereby become
real to most women, or remain invisible and cling tightly to their
invisible integrity with what acts of invisible courage few women
will ever know.
Many men -- perhaps most -- choose compromise over despair, and
assume behaviors that will get them noticed, behaviors that bind
them to the very same women who say they long for the company of
"nice men." Many men regret this, but not too much -- better to
live a lie with a "bitch" than subsist alone on the cold pinnacle
of unrewarded integrity. Is it any wonder so many men are bitter
because "nice guys finish last"?
Most women assure nurturing men finish last. They snub them, and do
it so casually and with such arrogance, as if they were God's gift
to men and we should be grateful for being allowed to breathe the
same air. This is the epitome of female hypocrisy, and they're no
different from the "stud" who sleeps with dozens of women, then
requires the woman he marries to be a virgin.
They put on pedestals the idea of men who are expressive and
caring, and there glorify such men in self-help books and the
occasional Alan Alda movie. But when they close the books and the
movies end, they put the nice guys back up on pedestals to gather
dust until the next time they need an icon of the unobtainable to
look upon and ask, "Why aren't there any men left like
him?"
