Fellow forummers, LEND ME YOU EARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hearby declare that I can create 100 jobs.
Each job is a whopping $1000 super solid currency cash in sgd per
month salary, with cpf, 13 month, performance bonus and super
undisclosed secret performance bonus.
He must be degree holder and willing to work anything I command.
From 7am to 7pm daily 7 days a week only and 24x7 on standby.
Lifetime job security guaranteed where 'lifetime' means the
lifetime of the machine spareparts and not the human. Maternity
provided for upto 6 months with only 1 single little condition - no
pay but 100% secured job guarantee!!
This is not all!!....
To top it off, first 10 to sign contract to work with me for life
at this salary will enjoy a whopping super sign-on bonus of new
subaru imprezza 1.5r voucher worth. .... tell you when you join

and then hor, I super guarantee you, every year, as long as you
help company remain profitable by growth of 10% on average, each
year your salary will auto increment by 10% but not inclusive of
inflationary effect and interest rate.
But then, sg people so choosey, they dooon wan to take up jobs I
created leh even tho I really can create and advertise for 100 such
jobs leh and their qualification requirement is basic degree . This
means I have create degree holder jobs leh, dooon pray and pray
leh.
see, I can create jobs.
I have another idea. I am coming up another business plan to create
10000 jobs. All salaries will be even more solid and competitive
than ever in the history of sg.
I just wanna prove I can create many many the jobs. So easy. but
not sure any takers. ??? huh ??? 