Took a joke from that blog.. cracked me up good time 
shardik wrote:
UN meeting on space exploration
Mr Samy Vellu attends a UN meeting on space exploration by 2008. He
is representing the Malaysian Prime Minister. Here are some of the
conversations:
China Delegate:"By the year 2008, China will start their moon
exploration project."
Russian Delegate: "We too, we are going to explore the moon. This
time we will see to it that our cosmonauts will step on the
moon."
George Bush: "We the United States will also explore the moon - for
the second time."
Malaysian Delegate: "By the year 2008, Malaysia will explore the
sun."
There was a long silence.
Bush stood up and asked the Malaysian delegate:
"Isn't it too hot to explore the sun?"
Samy Vellu (thinking for awhile): "We will do it in the
evening."
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