Hello Friends,
I like to present a wonder solution I accidenterly come up last
night.
In support for the call to provide jobs for the old people, I would
like to suggest my solution to employ any old people. Yes any.
the only condition is that they willing to take up the job. Yes,
you heard it. Real , decent job!
Listen and I'll tell you how i intend to achieve this.
My plan is unbiased and all encompassing.
Any old people can apply.
They can possess any degree - Bachelor of Rocketry, Microbiology,
Neuclear physics, Atom physics, Super computerology, etc... I even
accept applicants who possess Masters degrees - MBA, MSc, double
majors and what nots.
And no one is left behind. Even PhDs of all sorts welcomed.
As you know, getting old can make job security a worry. Fear not!
With my plan, if successfully implemented, All old people will be
secured a job. Yes, this is possible! You are not dreaming!
I hope to start a fastfood chain. Once I expand to 200 franchises,
I can estimatedly employ 1000 old people from any walks of life,
even Doctorates.
I am glad to announce, I intend to offer 501-701 dollars per month!
of salary to old people who applied. Real cash! Like this, they can
live with dignity and earn a decent salary and enjoy their old age.
Surely $501-$701 a month is enough to survive in singapore? dun you
think?
But there might just be 1 obstacle. Will the old people apply and
accept my job offers? real, decent jobs. My plan cannot guarantee
success if they too choosey to accept such a decent job offer. I
hope they not so choosey.
So, there you have it lady and gentleman,
the master plan to ensure no old people is left jobless.
So easy right you think? But dun forget, it took me 2.5 hours to
cum up this solid plan. I can only call it a stroke of genius.
What you guys think har?
I only sec 3.5 passed. hope my solution is solid solid.
very much thank you for reading.
Miss Lim Sian Tong
Upper Gooni Road
