In Singapore, the majority of us live
in Highly Dangerous Buildings (HDB),
And most people have already got used
to Paying and Paying (PAP).
Not only do you have to pay, you Pay
Until Bankrupt (PUB).
If that's not enough, somebody still
Purposely Wants to Dig (PWD) and get
more from you.
So what more can you do when you are
in the Money Only Environment (MOE)?
With the current Mad Accounting System
(MAS), you are forced to Pay the
Sum Ahead (PSA);
Which will leave some people
Permanently Owing Some Banks (POSB);
And forced to live on the Loan
Techniques Always (LTA) system.
When you fall sick and happen to be
admitted to a Money Operating Hospital
(MOH),
You might be able to use your Cash
Prior to Funeral (CPF) fund.
If you are out of luck, you may meet
doctors who Never Use Heart (NUH) to
treat you; And you will be Sure to Give up Hope
(SGH).
To help ease the traffic, motorists
have to pay Cash On Expressway (COE).
If that doesn't help, they can always
Eternally Raise Prices (ERP) on the
road.
If you don't own a car, you can always
make a Mad Rush to the Train
(MRT), OR get squashed in a bus Side
By Side (SBS).
Lastly, under all these pressures,
there are not many places we can
relax, not even the good old place we
used to go because it has become
So Expensive and Nothing To See
Actually (SENTOSA)!!!
agree??? lol...!