Harry Yew's Magical Mysterious 30 Year Secret Mystery
So Harry tell me about Enron oops I mean Temasek Holdings PTE
Ltd
Well Mr Young i'm not telling you about the first 30 years trading
thats confidential
You mean corrupt Harry
Well Mr Young we're not corrupt we just have our own way of doings
things
I see Harry well no i don't actually because you concealled the
financial statements for the first thirty years so I only see three
out of thirty three years trading seems rather odd to me.
Oh no it's not odd its even Mr Young..... 10%
What on earth are you talking about Harry
Well Mr Young we came up with this brilliant idea so were in the
90% club
What are you talking about Harry ?
Well Mr Young the citizens know 10% so if all goes wrong it all
seems the same because they never knew the other 90%
We'll use that to build a White House and call it Coca-Inne
Yeah great idea Harry and we can get those friends of yours who
supply snow to Hollywood, the Columbos to send us a snow
shipment
But it'll melt Mr Young
Aww Harry its synthetic snow from South America
Oh I remember the Columbos they were in dry cleaning as well
weren't they Mr Young
No Harry they were in the laundry business back in the first 30
years of Temasek Holdings PTE Ltd trading
What happened to the Columbos Mr Young
Well Harry if you can recall they had a one way trip here and got
all hung up.
Did they Mr Young
Yes Harry they were executed your intelligence people thought they
were cocaine dealers....... they made sythetic snow for the
Hollywood movie industry but some Nigerians switched their shipment
for the Columbos. You were away and by the time you came back the
Columbos were gone for ever