"Singaporeans are always picking on us because they're so rich
and think they're so powerful," said Indonesian Babi Babi, putting
on a military-style gas mask, "As a matter in fact, Singaporeans
should be appreciative of what we're doing for them! It brings some
excitement to their otherwise mundane lives, and also gives them
something to care about, which they are clearly lacking in." Mr
Babi also pointed out that the increase in occurance of respiratory
illnesses also represented a significant boost in revenue for the
medical industry. Speaking to No News Network, he said,
"Singaporeans always complain about us but they never appreciate
all the good things we do for them! It's outrageous!"
A survey of Singaporeans on the street found that Singaporeans hold
differing opinions on MrBabi's statements.
"I think he is right in what he said," said student Ali, "Before
the haze, i didn't even know where Indonesia is. I thought it was
the place in Middle Earth where Hobbits live. Now, thanks to all
the news coverage, i finally know that actually, Bintan and Batam
are part of Indonesia! My parents will be so thrilled to find out!
Maybe the government should hold more hazes like this so that we
can learn more about the world around us."
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Thank you Indonesia !
